Thursday, August 6, 2009

Letter from Lunatic Jim


From: Lunatic Jim what sails on the Sloop-A-Death
To: Capt. Patrick Fyre
We was runnin broadreach in the Main when we came in contact with Capt. Mad Lew and his crew of murderin, piligin, evil bastards. He hailed us and come along side. He then commanded me to tell you that he was expecting a rendezvous of us sea rovers on 19 Septermber in Portland.

I was also to tell ye that if you incline not to show then the Black Spot will be upon ye and the MPEB will be so inclined to send you on an all expense paid trip to Davey Jones. And I'm not speak'n of that squid head neither but of the black dark deep of the sea.
Piratically Yours,
Lunatic Jim

PS: Capt. Lew is sending you a present to aid in your mental masticansions.

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